The Three Wishes
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front
porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a
fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will
be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I
would like to be really rich."
*** POOF!!! *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold, and she is
surrounded by buckets of money.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF!!! *** She turns into a beautiful young princess.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh -- my cat is my best friend. I really love him. Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF!!! *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than
anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear..."Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
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