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The Three Wishes



An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF!!! *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold, and she is surrounded by buckets of money.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF!!! *** She turns into a beautiful young princess.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh -- my cat is my best friend. I really love him. Can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF!!! *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear..."Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."




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