Why Dogs Are Better Than Girlfriends
** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
** Dogs love it when your friends come over.
** Dogs think you sing great.
** A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
** The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
** Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
** Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
** Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
** Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
** Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
** Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
** A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
** A dog's parents never visit.
** Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
** Dogs like beer.
** No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
** Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
** Dogs never expect gifts.
** Dogs don't worry about germs.
** Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
** You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
** Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
** Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
** Dogs never want foot-rubs.
** Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
** Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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