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Why Dogs Are Better Than Girlfriends

** Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).

** Dogs love it when your friends come over.

** Dogs think you sing great.

** A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

** The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

** Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

** Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

** Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

** Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

** Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

** Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

** A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

** A dog's parents never visit.

** Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

** Dogs like beer.

** No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

** Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

** Dogs never expect gifts.

** Dogs don't worry about germs.

** Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

** You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

** Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

** Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

** Dogs never want foot-rubs.

** Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

** Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

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