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Detroit Lions



(Q) How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
(A) 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

(Q) What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
(A) They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"

(Q) How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
(A) Put up goal posts.

(Q) Why doesn't Flint, Michigan have a professional football team?
(A) Because then Detroit would want one.

(Q) How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
(A) Nobody knows.

(Q) What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
(A) The Detroit Lions.




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