A new young MD doing his residency in O.B. was quite embarrassed
performing female exams and had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly to cover his embarrassment.
The young lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out
laughing and further embarrassed him.
He snarled "Just what is so funny madam?"
She replied, "I'm sorry doctor, but the song you were whistling was I wish I
was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!"
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